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More new words, mostly short antonyms.
Feit:
Original and genuine
Foil:
noun
The part of a cheque you hand over.
Tagious:
adj.
Not transmissable. Homosexuality is tagious, AIDS isn't.
Veyance:
noun
A poor means of transport.
I sold my 2CV after an accident left it in a veyance.
Testant:
noun
A player who doesn't.
Paula was a testant in the women's marathon in Athens.
Stabulary:
noun
A group of ne'erdowells who go about disturbing the peace.
Lazies:
noun
The Merseyside Stabulary.
Noisseur:
noun
One who knows something cheap when he buys it.
Secutive:
adj.
In no particular order.
Banks advise to use secutive numbers for a self-selected PIN.
Demn:
verb
To understand and empathize with.
Tories are quick to demn greed and corruption in the boardroom.
Americans are quick to demn Israeli atrocities.
Fident:
adj.
Nervous of failure.
Fid:
Afraid.
Fraid:
afid.
Ductor:
noun
Somebody who stands in front of musicians jesticulating manically and putting them off.
adj.
Insulator of sound, heat, electricity, etc.
Sulator:
Conductor.
Sulative:
adj.
Freely able to pass electrical current, sound, heat, etc.
Stellation:
noun
A random collections of stars or similar which totally fail to fall into pseudomeaningful patterns.
Tempt:
Love and respect.
Tractor:
noun
One who doesn't promise to do anything for anybody.
Subtractor:
noun
One who doesn't promise to do anything for anybody else, on behalf of a third party.
Trite:
adj.
Proud of wrong-doing.
The Metropolitan Stabulary are particularly trite.
Troversial:
A truism or universally accepted cliché.
Troversy:
Polite agreement.
Vent:
noun
The last place on Earth you would ever expect to find a nun.
Vex:
Concave.
Cave:
Convex.
Vict:
V. tr.
Prove innocent
Vince:
v. tr.
Present a lame argument. Churches are increasingly finding their gregations are left vinced.
Gregation:
noun
All those who do not attend a church.
Vulsion:
An overwhelming desire not to move.
Quisition:
A formal whitewash.
The Hutton Report is widely ragarded as a New Labour quisition.
Secticide:
Material likely to kill anything with four legs or fewer.
Sectivorous:
Avoiding eating creepy-crawlies. Anglo-Saxons are noted sectivores.
Voluted:
Simple and direct.
Sult:
v.
1) Compliment
2) Ignore
Nore:
v.
Consult.
Surrection:
Movement in support of the government.
Venezuela had a major popular surrection in 2004.
Bitter steel:
Casehardened steel.
Adopted file:
Worn-out coarse-toothed file.
Ceited:
Modest.
Merica:
A place where the peaceful and modest people believe in tolerance, evolution and global peace through international cooperation.
Vivial:
Dour, miserable and misanthropic.
Hitanthropic:
adj.
Gets on well with all kinds of people.
Trived:
Natural and free-flowing.
Gratulations:
Half-hearted and insincere applause seen regularly at the Oscars and similar ceremonies.
Poxy resin:
A low grade glue, often made from racehorses that can't.
Vestigation:
A type of quiry.
Uit:
people who hate living in northern Canada.
Ogynist:
noun
A man who gets on well with women. Not always gay.
Sub-Saharan:
A very dark brown.
Toxicate:
v.tr.
To sober up.
Timacy:
A state of not being formally introduced.
Testines:
Those parts of the body which are not bowels.
Seppuku:
(Japanese)
The practice of ritually separating testines and intestines.
Bess:
A nun who isn't in charge.
Sorb:
v. tr.
To leak.
Dmit:
v tr.
To forbid entry.
Cne:
Smooth complexion.
Cme:
The pits.
Lien:
somebody who is at home where they are.
Zure:
Not particularly blue.
Ss:
Cooperative quadruped that gets on well with elephants.
Sissippi:
A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.
Souri:
A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.
Labama:
A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.
Rkansas:
A beautiful land with a rich culture, full of intelligent people.
Tlanta:
A great city in Merica renouned for its culture and its servatism.
Libi:
Being witnessed at the scene of a crime.
Cegenation:
The potentially dangerous practice of inbreeding.
Limony:
Payments made to people you are currently having a sexual relationship with.
Servative:
noun
A generous, open-minded, far-sighted individual. A liberal.
Creant:
A person of good character.
Icycle:
A thoroughly practical and sensible means of transportation.