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The Great Teleport Debate

How? Explain the mechanism.

Why you?

Why does the dream predict the lottery you intend to enter rather than give the results of other lotteries, past or future, home or abroad, that you don't intend to play?

Why do you have to dream to get those answers?

What other things do you better while asleep than awake?

Why is dreaming numbers and getting three right more impressive than just randomly picking six numbers and getting them all right? That happens all the time.

How many times have you dreamed of numbers and bought a losing ticket?

Why if even you forgot three of the numbers should anybody believe that your dream actually contained all six correct numbers? Saying that the drawing of the others reminded you is not going to convince anybody but a gullible idiot. I am not a gullible idiot.

What evidence do you have for your mildly entertaining but paradigm-destroying anecdote? If you are correct the lottery is a fix, the numbers are known in advance, if you are correct millions of people are being robbed and cheated. No, we won't just take your word for it. Evidence is required before anybody should believe a story like that no matter who is telling it.

Do you want to test your abilities? Dream me some winning numbers, I lay the stake and you can have 10% of the winnings for no outlay. What have you got to lose? Nothing. I could win you enough money to buy a house while you sleep, and, if you want it, worldwide fame too.

At the moment the South African Rand is worth about one tenth of a Euro. You tell me which numbers to pick, I will buy a ticket and if I win more than a thousand Euros I will send you one Rand for every Euro I win. The next jackpot is worth twenty six million Euros. Dream how you could spend twenty six million Rand, FREE! But don't forget to dream me the right numbers and email them to me in time.

The odds of winning the jackpot are 1 in 76,275,360.

Dream carefully and none of that forgetting numbers again, this is business. I will need five main numbers between 1 and 50 plus two "Lucky Stars" which are in the range 1 to 9. If your dream doesn't give you at least three main numbers plus both lucky stars or at least four main numbers and one lucky star you won't win me enough to make it worth me sending you a share, so dream carefully and write them down at once!

This is an open-ended offer, if you have a dream about the EUROMILLIONS lottery send me those dream numbers in time for the draw (Friday evening) any week. How's that for an offer? Win money in your sleep at no risk. You only need to send me your details if/after we win. I'll even let you have a second go if you mess it up the first time. If your numbers win the jackpot and prove your dream power I'll be your European agent and we can reverse the fee, you get 90% and I'll buy the tickets for 10% for as long as you keep your winning streak. You can't say fairer than that, can you?
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Martin Willett

http://mwillett.org/

Standing Offer

I repeat my offer to Sibongile and open it up to anybody in the entire world: email me your dream lottery numbers and I'll send you 10% of any winnings valued over one thousand Euros. This applies to any UK National Lottery or EuroMillions game. Every dreamer gets two chances to win for no outlay (I deduct the price of a ticket from my modest 90% handling fee) and you get the chance to prove me and science wrong. The only conditions are I get to list your name and email on this page win or lose after the draw in question. I will not ask for any account details from you until I've got my hands on the winnings. I will not publicize our winning numbers before the draw takes place. You can follow the draw online but wait for confirmation that I have actually bought a ticket before you start to spend any anticipated winnings. I cannot be held responsible for any hypothetical losses resulting from any failure to buy a ticket.

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