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Spyplanes: Who do the Americans think they are?
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Aurora aircraft spotted by tell-tale donuts-on-a-string condensation trails in skies over Tellytubbyland. Aurora does not exist. And this proves it. Ultra high altitude, ultra high speed, powered by rumour, the most powerful force in the known universe. Designed to break the law and the silence barrier. |
There's nothing to see here.Move along please.Jelly beans found behind seat on Airforce One. J. Edgar Hoover caught having a J. Arthur with his trusty assistant. The Meaning of Life, the fountain of youth and the fall of the Roman Empire. Alien spaceship brings secret of immortality: don't die. Rectal probing is good for your telomeres. We did not descend or evolve from Neanderthal man, we are the love children of aliens and space monkeys. Princess Margaret looked Jewish for a good reason. 
Aliens meet Hitler. Hitler finds them a gas. |
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Time for tubby bye bye. |
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Prince Charles the first to take a chip under his skin, fried in organic olive oil. 
Conspiracy of silence at the highest level. Imperative we hide information from CIA mind control. Protect your brain with a Happy Hat. McDonalds implicated by fairy ring. Palace Admits Prince Charles is Gay. Prince Charles in enormous circumcision conspiracy. Illuminati are a Zionist circumcised organization. Conspiracy surrounding Prince Charles' penis. “It's enormous, we don't know how far up this goes.” says a palace official, breathlessly. |
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