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Dear Martin,
A few words on a subject close to both our hearts (or should that
be "our self-plexes"?)
It was on Sunday that I heard of the death of Douglas Adams, while
we were visiting some friends. One of them mentioned it, and then
switched the conversation capriciously to the subject of the latest
developments in "Brookside" - as if nothing more important
than the death of a family cat had taken place. I have never felt
my mood change so instantly. Having been extraordinarily happy that
day, laughing and joking with everyone, suddenly I could do nothing
but sit there stunned, completely speechless with shock while the
party continued around me. I wanted to leave, but that would have
been rude. I was OK after about ten minutes, but it really hit me
the next day, on Monday morning. I don't often feel like actually
crying in my car on the way to work, but I happened to play the tape
in the stereo and it was the end of the first radio series, Fit 6th.
Louis Armstrong's "Wonderful World" was just a little too
appropriate. I ended up rather upset, I'm afraid.
My Rubik's-Cube desk calendar is still reading "Friday May
11", the day Douglas died. Somehow I can't bring myself to change
it yet. I'll have to soon though, because I keep entering the wrong
date on the computer...
This enigmatic creative genius ('author' does not cover it) touched
my life in so many ways. He supplied a large portion of my vocabulary
("Whinnet-ridden", "Belgium, man!", "Don't
talk to me about life", "Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson brain" etc.).
He gave me a way to cope with a one-hour commute to work, via a
set of tapes of the HH radio series and a knackered old cassette
player in my first car.
He introduced me to the concept of scepticism and gave me a healthy
palette of anti-establishment cynicism from which to select philosophical
shades in my later search for a suitable approach to life.
He wrote in a thousand shades of grammar, many of them unconventional
but highly effective. To Douglas, a few words could be worth a thousand
pictures: "A dustbowl... snow... my legs, drifting off into
the sunset!"
He managed to combine ideas in ways that no-one else could ever
have dreamed of: Philosophers and trade unionism; fish, linguistics
and telepathy; poetry, aliens and time-travel; cricket and galaxy-wide
wars against fanatical nihilistic folk-singing hippies...
Through the marvel of the BBC radiophonic workshop, he was the stimulus
for some of the most wonderful sound effects ever devised: the universe
ending, complete with plughole-gurgle; a man being put into the Total
Perspective Vortex; the sound of the book itself - which has been
the Windows startup sound on my PC for a couple of years now.
He had a totally off-the-wall modus operandi. Imagine a radio series
where the Earth is demolished in the very first episode! Or where
characters are reincarnated for a second series by arranging for
the beast that devoured them to spontaneously re-evolve into "a
really neat little escape capsule". That makes the shower scene
in Dallas look a bit lame! (not that that is difficult, but that's
not the point).
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when he and John Lloyd
were writing "The Meaning Of Liff"! I can't even begin
to imagine the intensely hysterical and creative (not to mention
drunken) atmosphere as they conjured up gems like "Blandford
Forum: A particularly dull kind of Radio Four chat show".
Unfortunately I couldn't make it to the book-signing in Bristol
that fateful day in the late seventies, but my sister could. She
met him, and I'm eternally jealous. At least I got my books signed
though. I can't help wondering if someone discovered exactly what
he was for and why he was here. Perhaps we should expect an even
more bizarrely inexplicable person to replace him - but I don't think
that would ever be possible.
Goodbye Douglas.
We apologise for the inconvenience.
Mike
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