Atheist's
Soul For Sale.
Slightly stained
Buyer Collects.
Serious Bidders Only.
No Time Wasters Please.
Buy My Soul Now! |
I don't believe in souls. I don't believe I am anything other than a brain and a body. As I don't have any belief in or need for a soul I am quite happy to consider the idea of selling it to whoever is stupid enough to buy it.
If you want to avoid an auction I am prepared to consider an offer of £30,000.
Buyer collects.
Please note that the item for sale is my “immortal soul” NOT my life. I have plans for the use of my life.
If the purchaser requires delivery of the soul before my death special contracts will have to be drawn up. Watch out though, I have contacts with lawyers: no funny business.
If the price is right I might be able to help negotiate a group deal for a number of surplus souls for a modest amount of commission.
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