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What was this little boy's name?
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Did Circus Boy ever appear on British TV? I remember my granny having a picture book of Circus Boy, and I knew that Corky was drawn to look just like the ugly one on The Monkees. |
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Raymond will deliver you and Joseph dispatch you. Lawrence will cook your dinner from a recipe written by Paul. Crispin will repair your busted shoe and Vitus might tell a joke about it. If Damian sells you drugs, who might arrest you?This one caused a few problems, it seems the Catholic Church is not as monolithic as it is often painted. The best answer seems to be the Archangel Michael, patron saint of policemen, but policemen have other saints to protect them too. I suppose it makes good sense to have backup in a difficult job. Neil |
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Who is feeling at home, and where?J.Wellington Wimpy, hamburger lover, but not in Hamburg, that is Wellington, New Zealand. How many would have got it without the cartoon clue? |
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Who is this?
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Who got their name from the color (sic) of rotten meat?
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Who painted this modest piece?I've seen the world's women. Australia has some of the most beautiful. A nation that does not love the beauty of women is doomed. I've fought for the freedom of women and the grand army of wowzers would have me hung from the lamppost. But women knew what I meant. Norman Lindsay. Norman Lindsay's The Red Robe. Definitely my favourite artist now, wonderful imagination, wonderful models! |
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Where on Earth is this?Mouse over and explore. |
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What measurably links Helen of Argos to a high flying former US Senator from Utah?High flying is often code for astronaut, Jake Garn was a Senator who took a trip in the space shuttle Discovery in 1985 and set a new all-comers vomiting record. In commemoration his name has been applied to the unit of space motion sickness, one Garn is defined as being as sick as it is possible for a human being to be. Helen of Argos was also known as Helen of Troy, although it is hardly PC to call a woman after her abductors is it? Helen had the face that launched a thousand ships, hence the origin of the unit the milli-Helen, the unit of female facial beauty sufficient to launch one ship. They are linked by whimsical units of measure. |
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In what ways are these two people related?Trick question. Although you managed to come up with a few extra links fundamentally Janet and Jesse Jackson simply share the same surname, initials and racial-cum-ethnic origin. |
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Who prosecuted the world heavyweight boxing champion for being a homosexual?Bob Massingberd. Captain Blackadder's first choice for legal representation, although not Richard Curtis's first choice for his name. In the Corporal Punishment episode of Blackadder Goes Forth the name Bob Massingberd is overdubbed over the name of a real lawyer, the decision was taken that to leave it in might cause the man problems as being illegal advertising. Can anybody lip-read the original?
Edmund: Oh, no need for that, Perkins, I'll just dash off a couple of notes, one asking for a sponge bag, and the other sending for my lawyer. Perkins: Oh, your lawyer now, yes sir. Don't you think that might be a bit of a waste of money, sir. Edmund: Not when he's the finest mind in English legal history. Ever heard of Bob Massingberd? Perkins: Oh, yes indeed, sir! A most gifted gentleman! Edmund: I remember Massingberd's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdered body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, when the police arrived he said, I'm glad I killed the bastard. Massingberd not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honours list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket. Perkins: And he's a dab hand with the prosecution as well, sir. Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde. Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar. Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling pamphlet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls" and Massingberd had him sent down for being a whoopsie. |
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Chronomentrophobes and Triskaidekaphobes probably will not get past the first line of this book. Which one ?
Venky |
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Who is this?
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Where would you most likely find a straight line, one end of which is 934.4 cm away from a line that curves slightly towards it?
Don |
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There are six Jims, but only one Tom, one Dick and one Harry. Who are Tom, Dick and Harry?
Demar |
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Whose Plan was completed by the shooting of a chiropodist?
Alan |
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Set up the white pieces on a chessboard. Now move any single piece twice, that is, make two consecutive legal moves with the same piece. How many different board arrangements can be made? Arrangements only count after the second move, ignore any opposing moves.
Alan's answer is not only correct but lucid and readable, quite a feat. 3iff |
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Which out of this world rock star had a name so good you couldn't make it up?Hotblack Desiato. A London estate agent whose name was so perfect that Douglas Adams simply borrowed it. Hey, Zaphod, said Ford, grabbing for his arm and, on account of the third Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, missing. He pointed a swaying finger. There's an old mate of mine, he said, Hotblack Desiato! See the man at the platinum table with the platinum suit on? Zaphod tried to follow Ford's finger with his eyes but it made him feel dizzy. Finally he saw. Oh yeah,' he said, then recognition came a moment later. Hey, he said, did that guy ever make it megabig! Wow, bigger than the biggest thing ever. Other than me. Who's he supposed to be? asked Trillian. Hotblack Desiato?' said Zaphod in astonishment, you don't know? You never heard of Disaster Area? No said Trillian, who hadn't. The biggest,' said Ford, loudest ... Richest .. suggested Zaphod. ... rock band in the history of ... he searched for the word. ... history itself, said Zaphod. No, said Trillian. Zowee,' said Zaphod, here we are at the End of the Universe and you haven't even lived yet. Did you miss out. Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagralacka mind zones are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. |
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Who are these guys?
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Squarely in Montreal, London in triplicate (possibly more), formerly in Sheffield, gastronomically across the USA and beyond, also in Singapore, Alexandria, Southend and Manchester.Where is it terminal?
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Which song started in 1949 and went on for 40 years until the author had had enough?
Charlie |
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