when is it good time to have sex with girl on
her cycle |
When she has brought it to a complete stop at the kerb and dismounted
safely. |
why do girls think their genitalia is ugly |
Because it is. Come on people accept the obvious here, it is
only the thoughts about what it does that allow anybody
to think of any pussy as attractive. Prettier things are found
in fishmongers' slop buckets. |
do christian teenage girls masturbate |
In your dreams! |
do young nuns masturbate |
It's a distinct possibility that is well worth considering.  |
The Monk and the Nun,
Cornelius Van Haarlem |
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Because they are barbaric, backward uncivilized people dominated
by superstition and religion empowering their hatred and fear of
female sexuality. |
how to talk your wife into swallowing semen |
Why bother? You've already come, just fall asleep, that's what
real men do. How can it be a concern if she spits it out unless of
course you don't trust her not to try to use it to get pregnant and
then that's your fault for having sex with a woman you don't trust. |
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Because Paul didn't care what Jesus might or might not have
said because Paul didn't want a teacher or moral philosopher (he
would do that) he just wanted a mythical god-man to save humanity. |
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To cater to the superstitions of the loving parents he should
be able to trust. There are very few operations on the penis of
infants for any sound medical reasons. |
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Not that I can think of. Some famous people who happen to have
been atheists (largely because they were Communist sympathizers)
have embraced Christianity (almost always Catholicism) in their
later years. One famous atheist in his dotage decided he wasn't
so sure there couldn't be some sort of god any more and some authors
wishing to become famous with Christians have declared they have
converted from atheism. What I have no evidence for is anybody
who had a coherent set of atheist beliefs based on science and
reason rather than a desire to get away with bad behaviour or to
fit in with a political ideology who has become explicitly Christian
without also being senile. |
reason why marilyn manson changed to be a satanist |
$$$
Maximum shock value leads to maximum sales. The guy is in the business
of being professionally outrageous. |
can nuns masturbate |
I'm sure they can, and do. |
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Fun. |
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Because Islam is a religion invented by middle aged men for
middle aged men to serve their interests: marriage as ownership
of women, opportunity for and formal approval of polygyny and women
to cover themselves so as not to become valued for their attraction
rather than their relationship to their fathers, husbands and brothers. |
Can our brain calculate pi when we are sleeping |
You try it for yourself and see. Personally I wouldn't imagine
my ability to do mathematics while asleep or my ability to predict
future events was any better than my ability to drive or speak
Norwegian while I am asleep. What possible reason have you got
for thinking otherwise other than superstitious wishful thinking? |
how do eskimos have sex |
Is this a joke? Sorry I can't think of a good punchline. |
why do fat women have sex with anybody |
Where are these women you are talking about? I'd like to meet
some. |
when men have sex together does that mean
they are homosexual |
It depends. If they are on board a ship six months from land,
not necessarily. If they are doing it in the alley behind the Blue
Parrot night club it's probably a reasonable hypothesis. |
where is my foreskin |
Try looking behind the head of your penis if it isn't in the
usual place, otherwise address the question to your parents.
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how many hospitals have atheists built |
Lots. Cuba has lots, so does China.
When atheists have a charitable cause they don't have any reason
to name it after non-belief. Why do the religious feel the need
to give a name-check to their god for everything? |
how do you get rid of smegma in woman |
Just don't wash before you have sex with them, it'll come off
inside. Or did you mean how to get rid of women's smegma? Oh, just
wash regularly. |
how many times one can practice masturbation |
Practice as much as you like until you get it right! |
what do homosexuals find attractive in each other
what do guys find attractive in girls
what do chinese men find attractive in girls |
Their willies? |
who took mary-kate olsen virginity |
It wasn't me. Nobody saw me. You can't prove anything. |
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Because if you regretted before or during you wouldn't do
it, would you? |
what can i eat to make my pussy taste better
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things to do to make your pussy smell better
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how can you make your pussy smell good before sex
what foods will make the vagina taste sexy |
Semen from middle aged Englishmen, fresh. No, really. |
why do girls swallow sperm |
To make their pussy taste sweet as cherry pie, but not just any
sperm will do, sorry girls. |
vagina has a sour odor what does that mean |
Have you been swallowing American men's semen? Come on, admit it.
That just won't do. |
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No, because angels only exist in the fevered imagination of
humans. |
why do men like hairy pussies
why do men like women to shave pussies |
Some men like shaved, some don't.
There's no clear cut right way to be. Shaved makes a woman
look like a child, whch can be stimulating for some and off-putting
for others. Shaved can make some men think of innocent children
and other men think of sluts. Getting a woman to shave for
you can be exciting because it is an imposition and a sacrifice
she is making for you. On the other hand if she was shaved
before you met her then the symbolism is far more slutty.
On a practical level if she is smooth the feeling is sensational,
if she is stubbly the feeling is terrible. Shaved pussies
are less likely to retain musky odours. |
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when did women start to shave their vaginas |
Never. You can't shave a vagina as a vagina is a hole, a potential
space, lined with mucous membranes. Vaginas do not grow hair for
the same reason rectums don't. The vagina is an internal organ.
Hair grows on and around the vulva. |
help my daughter wants to shave her vagina |
(I assume you mean vulva - see above)
What's the problem? Is she old enough to consent to sex? If she
is she's old enough to decide to shave. If not she really has no
legitimate reason to do it (unless perhaps she's a competitive
swimmer) so you should strongly discourage it. |
can i measure the size of my vagina |
You can measure the depth of the vagina by gently inserting
an object until it reaches the cervix and then measuring how much
of the object was “swallowed”. This will be significantly
less than the length of an average erect penis and less than the
length of a penis that your vagina can comfortably accommodate.
The vagina is a potential space rather than an actual space and
so measuring it is rather pointless. The vagina stretches and regains
its elasticity afterwards, but like a balloon that is repeatedly
inflated and deflated it does loose some elasticity in the process
therefore deliberately stretching it to its maximum extent is a
very stupid thing to do. |
what did the middle age people eat in the
morning |
I had a reheated left-over fajita, thanks for asking. |
why don't apes have clitorises |
Whatever gave you the idea that apes don't have clitorises: innocent
ignorance or religion?
Bonobo Handshake |
why dont jewish people eat horses |
Horses aren't kosher because they don't conform to the idiotic
classification system of some long-dead anally retentive religious
tyrant, because their hooves are not split. Apparently petty distinctions
like this really matter to the creator of the entire universe,
for reasons he feels no need to explain to mere mortals. In reality
food taboos help ensure that Jews have to keep themselves separate,
free from contamination by people not under the spell of their
tyrant god.
The most absurd food taboo concept is that a Scriptural admonition
not to seethe a kid in its mother's milk (one of the ten commandments
no less) should actually be interpreted as ensuring you never
eat any form of meat and any form of milk products within several
hours of each other and have to divide your kitchen up into two
parts or else you are no better than a whore or a thief. |
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would a married man cheat given the opportunity |
That depends entirely as to how you define an opportunity. Some
would never cheat because they know they would feel bad to do so
even if nobody else could ever find out. Many more would only cheat
if they could be certain of never being found out. As we know many
men will cheat and get caught and some men relish even the idea
of being caught. |
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This is wrong. It is based on the idea that there is a racial
identity of English. The English are a mongrel
race consisting of native British
plus Anglo-Saxon, Norman and Viking blood, in different proportions
in different parts of England. (More redheads in Manchester than
Surry) English makes no sense as a racial label, only as a national
label and as such it makes just as much sense to call yourself
black English as black British. |
how big is the worlds largest penis
who has the worlds biggest penis |
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how big is four centimeters |
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Everybody should be allowed bare arms, it's the civilized thing
to do, even those lunatic gun-totting Americans should be allowed
to bare their arms, and their legs. |
do freemasons have sex with gay men |
I don't believe it's actually a membership requirement. |
who is the biggest vagina in the world |
I think we know the answer to that one, don't we? |
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Why not? They can be very pretty. |
how are big teenage girls breasts are supposed to look |
Magnificent. |
where is my wife's clit |
Now you know this one. When did you see it last? What were you
doing the last time you had it?
Hey, I'll bet you'll find it in the last place you look. |
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Why it sure does, don't it? |