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is it ok to have anal sex with horse

Why ask me? Do I look like a horse?

i am a woman who masturbates in her sleep why

Because you're too screwed up to masturbate when you are awake. Your body wants to orgasm and it knows your brain is too dumb or indoctrinated with bullshit ideas about sex to do it any other way.

where are fat women considered beautiful

Places where real men live.

if you have big shoes does that mean you have a big penis

Not necessarily, it probably does mean you have big feet. The size of everything is statistically correlated, if you have a bigger than average X you are somewhat more likely to have a bigger than average Y, for all body measurements you can come up with but none are infallible indicators of the length, size or weight of any other organ or structure.

is it safe to put a hot dog up your vagina

With or without mustard?

why does my vagina smell of onions at times

Have you been eating hotdogs again?

why does my female dog keep licking her vagina

why does my dog lick my other dogs vagina

Has somebody been hiding the hotdogs?

why does cat food smell like pussy

I have no idea. Does it taste like pussy?

what happens to a catholic if they masturbate

They have an orgasm, and feel guilty about it. How very sad.

i have a common cold can i still masturbate

Yes. Not only can you masturbate it is probably for the best as fever can damage sperm, flush those damaged sperm away.

will masturbation keep you from getting pregnant

will masturbating make women not able to be pregnant

That depends dear, if it is an alternative to going with men then yes it will.

why are nazi uniforms sexy

what mcdonalds coffee ingredient makes it so hot

I'll hazard a guess here and suggest it's the hot water.

why is my vulva so ugly

Swedes don't know how to design attractive cars. OK, they're practical, safe and rugged but not pretty. If you want a pretty car buy an Italian model, it will rust away to nothing in ten years but it will look good.

why did people around the world once think slavery was normal

Because it was normal, almost everywhere, in almost all ages. Not accepting slavery is the situation that requires explaining.

what is sex with dogs called

Puppy love?

how can you make your boobs big legally

I wasn't aware that there were any illegal ways. The mind boggles.

do virgins become yours once you have had sex

Not as a general rule, no. But it did work that way in my case.

why do i ejaculate in less than a minute

Perhaps you are more closely related to a chimpanzee than the rest of us. Or your body thinks you are so low down on the pecking order that your only chance of impregnating any woman is to ejaculate before she knows you've entered her and has a chance to object.

how big is hugh hefner's penis

Four and a half inches, and thin.

why second law of thermodynamics disproves evolution

It doesn't, shit-for-brains. Why are you looking for a quick fix? If you think science proves your religion is right go and do some fucking science and some real research.

what can big breasted women do

In my book, just about anything they want to...

when cats do not eat much what does that mean

Cheap pussy.

is a clit like a small penis

Yes, in many ways it is. It has a smaller glans and a much smaller shaft and it doesn't house the urethra but in most other ways it is very similar. While female hyenas have a clitoris as big as the male's penis it is an extremely rare woman who has a clitoris big enough to be used for any form of penetration.

why do men hide porn

why men hide porn

why do men keep porn secret

psychology of men and porn why do they feel they need to hide it

Because they don't want stupid jealous women to throw it away and force them to buy more. Most men are as ashamed of masturbating as they are ashamed of urinating, it is something they do that they have no desire to stop doing and no good reason to do in public. Besides they need to know that nobody but they know when they last ejaculated.

Theory and Practice of Masturbation

where do men hide porn

Why do you want to know jealous-psycho-bitch-from-hell? If a man (note man, not boy) owns porn he owns it, OK? He can keep it wherever he likes as long as it is out of the reach of minors. Nobody has any right to go looking for it even with a warrant from a judge unless it is illegal material. If you don't trust him you don't trust him and therefore YOU are not a suitable partner for HIM.

Men masturbate, all of them, including happily married men. Many men use porn to help them do it more efficiently, when confronted by women many man will feel forced to lie about it. Don't be so stupid as to force your man to lie to you!

Masturbation and porn: Don't Ask. Don't Tell.

masturbation

when does porn and masturbation become a problem

When you marry a Christian fundamentalist.

why men keep porn and condoms a secret from wife

Porn and condoms together is a more worrying sign. That suggests he is expecting to get lucky and he doesn't want you to know how many condoms he has, which has to be a strong sign that he is entertaining more than just the fantasy of infidelity, he's started to plot. Engage rampant paranoia mode or alternatively take some of the condoms and leave a note to say you needed them and you hope he doesn't mind you borrowing them.

Then if that doesn't work you return them and ask if he's got any in a larger size.

will god forgive bestiality

Only if you didn't enjoy it.

what to do when your daughter is having sex

should i let my daughter have sex

That depends a lot on her age and marital status, doesn't it?

is there 4 holes in your vagina

No. However it is possible for a normal healthy (virginal) vagina to appear to have several holes, hymens come in in a variety of shapes, while most tend to have a single opening some have several. This is probably a cribriform or microperforate hymen, whilst it is a variation with a special name don't think it is in any way abnormal any more than a variation in the shape of your nose or the colour of your hair.

is drinking or being fat worse

Why ask me?

people who do not believe in mormonism are called

Sensible.

i do masturbating every day is that good

It depends how old you are. If you're over 70 I'd say it was bloody marvellous.

how many calories do women burn giving a blowjob

At least 2,500. I'm pretty sure of that. There's only one thing better for losing weight, that's a semen enema. You can trust me darling. Would I lie to you?

what happens when male pees inside of vagina

He loses his girlfriend, usually.

should a vagina have hair

Absolutely not. No vagina should have hair.

Hair on the pubic mound and outer labia is perfectly normal. Removing it is harmless but unnecessary. If your vagina has hair see a doctor.

term for having sex with animals

Six months for a first offence?

Is sex with animals always wrong?

should i let my boyfriend take naked photo

Yes, and you take some of him too.

what to say to a teen having sex

Have you finished your homework yet?

what does a vagina look like with no skin

Weird. A vagina is a potential space, so without skin it looks like space, like a small bag of air minus the bag.

why does i smell like onions after sex

Are you a secret vegetable fetishist? Is your partner?

what to say to woman called to priesthood

Witch! Spawn of Satan!

will women fuck men with beards

That depends more on the man than the beard.

where do children believe people go after death

Until people lie to them they have no difficulty in understanding the concept that dead means dead rather than gone somewhere else.

what mcdonalds food is cooked in

Clean kitchens.

what makes a penis grow for a black male

Usually the thought of having sex.

why did the edsel fail

People didn't know whether to drive it or shag it.

That's a real cunt of a car! - S. Freud

do japanese women have straight pubic hair

Wouldn't it poke your eye out?

what does the frog gallbladder do

When mixed with unicorn tears it forms a potion that will turn you invisible.

is masturbating a sin in the catholic church

I'd guess if it was in the confessional box that might be considered rather sinful. And messy and anti-social.

when does masturbation become sin

When some idiot invents religion.

why are there ugly people evolution

Ugly people would die out if they didn't breed. But they do breed, not with the best mates around of course but many of them do breed, with fellow ugly people, the poor and those people who see past surface appearances.

where is the clitoris?

Where did you have it last?

do girls bend their knees when having sex

Yes, especially if they forget to take their tights off first.

do you need to remove underwear for a tonsillectomy

Normally only if you're blonde.

how to have a 100% chance of winning the lottery

Simple. Buy tickets covering every available permutation of numbers. You will win a share of the jackpot guaranteed. Not only that but you will also win thousands of smaller prizes for matching lesser combinations as well, because you will own every combination you must win many match 3, match 4 and match 5 prizes.

Most weeks most lottery jackpots are substantially smaller than the cost of buying a ticket for every number so doing so would be a logistical nightmare that would not pay off. It may possibly pay off if the lottery has rolled over several times but there is always the chance that you will have to split your jackpot with several other winners so it would only be worth contemplating if the jackpot was several times higher than the odds, a freak occurrence, maybe worth contemplating once per decade or so.

why do i find larger girls attractive

Because you have good taste.

how america was civilized

Was? When?

why do people think japanese have small penises

Have you considered the possibility that they might think it because they know it to be true?

if everyone is a rebel does it matter

Who would know?

do americans like anal

Is the Pope a Nazi?

who do atheists believe created humans and the world

Nobody. Why do such questions have to be answered just because our minds like to frame questions as if everything happens because somebody causes it to happen? It is a wiring fault in your brain. And don't go asking who wired your brain either.

how do i get rid of the fucking paper clip

how soon after vasectomy may i masturbate

vasectomy and masturbation and how soon

vasectomies how long before you can wank

how much time to wait to masturbate after a vasectomy

vasectomy how soon can i masturbate

I'd wait until you get out of the operating theatre at the least.

I waited a day and a half. Your mileage may vary.

The bits that are involved in a vasectomy are a long way back from the high pressure hydraulics involved in ejaculation so there should be no plumbing problems to be worried about. If you are not too sore go for it when you feel the time is right.

how to pleasure a women with small penis

What's a woman doing with a small penis?

what can the power of faith do

Nothing. Faith is a polite term for bloody mindedness, a refusal to accept contradictory evidence. Faith can no more make somebody do the impossible than can drinking a different brand of beer or eating a different cereal for breakfast. Anything that is achieved by a man of faith is achieved by the man, not the faith.

is it against the law to send a picture of a penis in email

That all depends on who you are sending it to and whether you expect them to be offended by it. If somebody asks you to send a picture of your penis to them and you do so that should not be against the law in any civilized country. Sending the same picture to your neighbour's twelve year old daughter will almost certainly be illegal in some way.

which race has the tightest pussy

which race's pussy is the tightest

what race have the tightest pussy

tight pussy race

which race has tightest pussies

which race have the tightest pussies

Under fives egg and spoon race? Just a shot in the dark.

what non-catholics find out after death

Nothing. Dead people stop finding out anything. That is why I don't want to be dead yet.

is doing a sperm count a sin

If you are serious about asking such a question you really need to think very carefully about your religious beliefs.

how to kill sperm that is in a girls pussy

Napalm.

should an odd child be forced to go to church

No child should ever be forced to go to church or to be considered to have the same religion as their parents.

is dog sex unhealthy

is animal sex bad

I'm sure it's good clean fun for them.

what makes a girl have sex with a dog

These days usually the offer of money.

who gets hurt when horse slaughter houses are closed

People who own horses and find that an unwanted, sick, dead or dying horse is now a huge financial liability and waste disposal nightmare caused because some people are squeamish about the fact that horses are made of meat.

why do some people win lottery

Lotteries need winners to make people want to play them. Somebody has to win.

If you are asking why some particular people have to win that is a fault of your brain. Nobody in particular has to win, just somebody, not somebody chosen who deserves to win. The lottery organizers care as little about who wins as do the balls. Because a lottery win does not have to be deserved and scum and rapists have as much chance of winning as priests or heroes everybody can believe, rightly, that it could be them. All you have to do is buy a ticket that has the same numbers on it as are drawn out: you don't need to deserve to win and the balls know nothing of their role in the process or of your wishes, desires, prayers or qualities.

Believing that such a question is sensible is a mistake. There is no connection between the person who picked the numbers or asked for them to be picked and the behaviour of a bunch of balls in a big transparent tumble dryer. No connection whatsoever. Neither is there any connection between those balls and their apparent behaviour on any previous occasions.

How to Win the Lottery

can a girl to get pregnant by giving me a blowjob

Not unless she spits out the semen and inseminates herself with it.

If she won't swallow don't leave her with any souvenirs.

term for people who have sex with midgets

Crazy little fuckers.

why do men teachers pick big boobed girls to have sex with

Because they can.

what do homosexuals think of anal sex

I think they consider it worth a try.

where can i find a big penis

In a zoo.

why do men find naked women so attractive

I have a radical theory here. It's because they want to fuck them.

was it ever legal for a grown man to have sex with a teenager

It still is almost everywhere.

The Catholic Church supported an age of consent of 12 for many centuries. Has any country got an age of consent higher than 18?

what do they make mcdonalds burgers out of

what really goes into mcdonalds hamburgers

mcdonald's meat what's really in the meat

what goes into mcdonalds hamburgers

Surprisingly enough, beef.

what kind of dog like to lick pussies

Friendly dogs.

what makes your vagina smell god

You believe god lives in your computer and has a smelly vagina?

what kind of food was eaten by julius caesar

Salads?

what would the world be like if there was no religion

Heavenly.

what's the best thing to attract woman

Enormous wealth.

when did pubic hair stop being fashionable

Shortly after I grew some.

What does a vagina look like

what does the vagina look like after you had sex

how does a vagina looks like before and after sex

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

why do blonde girls pussies smell better

They get used more?

which kind of vulva men like

Available.

what is the term for having sex with animals

That depends on the judge, anything from an absolute discharge to life.

why is my wife suddenly shaving her pussy

She has got crab lice or her new boyfriend prefers it that way.

why people dont like to eat at mcdonalds

It is cool to proclaim that you never eat at McDonald's and to claim you feel sick at the very thought, because the world is full of shallow pretentious self-important tits.

why the jews did not accept christ as messiah

He did not rebuild the temple or lead the Jewish people or conquer the world. All he did was claim to be the messiah, dozens of men have done that.

would you let daughter go topless on beach

should daughter go topless at beach

Yes, but don't give her the idea.

what can i eat to make my vaginal fluids taste god

Communion wafers?

i don't like vegetables or meat what diet is best for me

The semen diet.

why does a girl vagina smell

As opposed to a boy vagina?

why do young girls think skin tight clothing is attractive

Because it is, on young girls.

what do atheists do instead of pray

Take action.

why do extraterrestrial think human are stupid

Perhaps they've got internet connections...

what do most women consider a big penis

most women consider George W Bush a big penis

what gives japanese women such huge nipples

Photoshop?

what should atheists tell christians

Shut the fuck up?

what does a quarter horse eat

Short grass?

how to tell if a woman's vagina is small small

With an echo like that I think it is fair to state that it probably isn't small.

is there a way to make windows millenium more stable

Set fire to it. Crush the ashes with a steamroller. Add the ashes to a crucible. Heat in a nuclear-powered furnace until white-hot. Encase in lead. Fire the lead into the black hole at the heart of our galaxy. And hope for the best.

You will probably still have to reboot afterwards.

is it safe to put food in the vagina

From the point of view of eating or vaginal health?

Dip your carrot in taramasalata instead.

were the prophets insane

Do bears shit in the woods?

what does a female ass taste like

Very good, especially pan-fried with a little garlic. Hmmm. So fresh you can almost hear it braying.

where to locate a sixteen year old clit

In a sixteen year old slit?

what to do when your daughter is having sex

how do deal with your teenage daughter having sex

We usually just turns up the stereo or shoots possums from the porch.

when a woman has a tight pussy.is that good

:)

where does the sperm go if not ejaculated

A small factory on the outskirts of Huddersfield.

why can't humans breed with apes

There are differences in the number of chromosomes in the great apes. Usually.

why do girls have anuses

I'll hazard a guess here and say that girls need to shit too.

how to properly put on the hajib

First remove your mind.

does kylie have big nipples

what do angels symbolize

Superstition and ignorance.

how to pick up older white women

Bend the knees and lift with your legs.

how to orgasm without ejaculation during masturbation for man

Orgasming without ejaculating is like chewing without swallowing. Your body will not be satisfied and you will want to do it all again. Seriously, haven't you anything better to do with your time?

how to let a woman know you have a small penis

what is atheist wedding called

A wedding.

Willett's Wager

why were early christian martyrs willing to die

Why do you assume they were? Did the Romans record detailed evidence of killing Christians? No. You have the accounts of the Christians themselves, only. Would you trust the accounts of cult-members to be totally accurate and free from any bias or exaggeration? You're lying, aren't you? Christians somehow manage to believe that the Romans persecuted Christians because they knew the Christians were really believing in the true god and they weren't and they wanted to kill them to make it right in some way. What a crock. Christians were persecuted for atheism, for denying the existence of the Roman gods and for refusing to acknowledge the Emperor as a god. The Christians were in a death cult, they ate flesh and drank blood and and were happy to be killed because they believed they would go to heaven and besides the end of the world was nigh in any case. Put yourself in the shoes of those sent to persecute them, it would be fun up to a point and then you would run the risk of cracking and joining those you were sent to persecute. The strength of emotion (revulsion at the killing and torturing, empathy with the suffering, admiration of the courage) could be easily translated into a strong faith. Nobody designed it that way, but it worked. No doubt if we did the same thing to a modern cult there is a chance that if it could survive the initial terror the cult would be significantly strengthened by the process and some of the hard men we employed to suppress the cult would become saints and martyrs for the cult just like Paul and George. (Ringo wasn't a saint).

why people object to windmills

I haven't a clue. Windmills look wonderful. Don't they Laa-laa?

when is a good time to have sex with a wife

When you both want to.

what would i look like thinner

Yourself, but less so.

what is the meaning of the word repundant

Anything you want, it isn't a real word. I assume from the half dozen instances I have found across the 'net that it is a simple mistake that should have been either redundant or repugnant.

what do badgers get eaten by

Arthur Boyt.

what do people do when they win the lottery

Invent a reason for why they deserved to.

should my wife shave her pussy

I'm not sure, send in some photographs and I'll give you my considered opinion.

is it healthy for men to be attracted to teenagers

Completely.

is it wrong to find teenage girls attractive

It's weird not to.

how to solve war on terrorism

Bring the troops home, have a fucking great victory party and get very, very drunk.

Problem solved. We won. Yay!

how many is a lot of sexual partners for a female

Somebody else is too many for many men to be completely happy. Snort if you want, that's the way it is.

word for being sexually attracted to teenagers

Normal.

why would god allow there to be so many different prophets

The possibilities are:

1] Gods are make-believe and prophets are charlatans to a man

2] The gods don't care that you're confused

3] Gods are sadistic bastards who don't play fair - if you think about it that trick with the tree in the garden was a bit of a giveaway, wasn't it?

why would anybody believe that jesus is the messiah

Usually because that is the story that has been told to them by an unbroken chain of people, told as if believing the story made the believer a better person, from the last people to beat the crap out of their ancestors.

why should i believe in life after death

Because if you don't you are not open to infinite terror and the ultimate blackmail that religion will try to lay on you.

If you don't believe in life after death you are free.

Of course believing something doesn't make it true, either way. So don't believe what you want to believe as if that will make it true, believe the best available evidence.

what must i do to have sex for long hours before ejaculation

Long hours? Haven't you got a life?

is my vagina ugly

Send in a photo and I'll let you know.

is masturbation a sin if i think of my wife

No. Neither is it a sin if I think of your wife.

how big is lucy lawless pussy

Normal size I'm sure.

do redheads have red pubic hair

do redheads have red hair on their pussy

Yes. Often the pubic hair can be more noticeably red than head hair.

will i be reunited with family in heaven

No.

how to ask a woman oral sex

Politely, but it's best to talk a bit about something else first, asking a stranger for oral sex is not usually considered polite. On the other hand, if it works for you...

do black men find the average black woman unattractive

If they did there wouldn't be anything like as many black people about, would there? I would guess the average black man finds the average black women less attractive than he'd prefer, but quite attractive enough. The same would go for any group of men and women.