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how to make a woman like a fat guy

Tell her he's loaded but keeping it quiet until he finds the right woman.

how does owning a gun benefit society

It possibly increases the supply of organ donors, but encouraging motorcycling without helmets achieves this more effectively.

how does an ugly girl become attractive

why do british people like soccer

Wrong question. Everybody across the whole world likes and plays football except in North America. Why hasn't the world's favourite game taken off in America is the question that you should ask. Liking football is normal. Thinking that football should be played with your hands while wearing helmets and shit, that's the stuff that requires explaining.

I think it comes down to not wanting to pay for a second rate game. It was an accident of history that had American colleges playing their strange version of football but once in place Americans played that different game. Proper footbal, soccer, then had to prove itself superior to American football to make inroads. But while it is clearly a better game why would anybody stop watching the best gridiron football in the world to watch a game in which Americans are decades behind the rest of the world? Americans want to watch the best sport in the world, the best players in the best leagues. With women's soccer you've got that and women's soccer is as big in America as it is anywhere. If you want to watch men play sport you've got the best gridiron football and the best basketball leagues in the world, why watch something that isn't as good as that played in England, Italy, Germany, Spain, France, Brazil, Argentina or Mexico? Hell, even Scotland come to that.

what is the word for men sexually attracted to teenagers

Normal.

what does i love you but i am not in love with you really mean

It means can we keep on having sex without you keep asking me to make some kind of commitment?

why do people practice adultery

Because they usually get it wrong the first time.

what to do with abandoned kittens

Green salad with garlic mayonnaise.

why do guys prefer casual sex

For the same reason women prefer casual chocolate rather than a formal ceremony, life-long financial commitment and an agreement never to eat any other kind of food. What possible reason is there to prefer pleasure with long term entanglements and exclusive contracts? Get real. A man will want to have a wife that nobody else can have sex with so he knows his wife's children are his children and to have as much sex before or alongside that relationship as he can get away with, according to his own definition of worthwhile risk. A failure to understand this in women is not endearing innocence, it is stupidity, as stupid as expecting shopkeepers to want to let you have stuff free or men to want to buy you meals, flowers and drinks without wanting to have sex with you.

why do rockstars trash hotel rooms

Because they are brainless unoriginal conformists who think it is expected of them.

im an atheist and my mom makes me go to church

Show her my site and tell her I was made to go to church too. That might change her mind.

does onions affect the mind

I very much doubt it, I'm not aware of anybody wanting to ban them and I've never noticed getting high after eating them, except special recipe fried onions.

is being old better than being young

No, but being young isn't the real alternative, is it?

why would the commandos lisp at night

why do commandos lisp at night

Either they are flirting with each other or they are trying to remain alive. Ssss sounds carry much further than normal whispers. Deliberately lisping instead will counteract this effect. It might be enough to save several lives when approaching the enemy while trying to keep the element of surprise.

Try it yourself whisper: "can you see the sentry" and then "can you thee the thentry", by my reckoning the sss sounds will probably be audible at ten times the distance at which the whole message can be understood, which could very easily mean the difference between success and failure for an entire mission if a sentry can raise the alarm.

It is not really about doing it specifically at night, it is about keeping quiet when you have to.

what can cause a decline of a civilization

Fundamentalist and literalist religion. It works every time.

Christianity and the Decline of Civilization

what can a catholic man do about unfaithful wife

Murder her, confess to the priest (who will go to Hell if he reports you to the police) then say three Hail Marys.

Divorcing the cheating bitch would be a sin and you'd roast in Hell for that because it is a sin you live with and can't wash away by chanting some voodoo prayers.

what do they use horse meat for

Horse power.

Eating horses

why do atheist not believe in the holy trinity

Atheists don't believe in gods. 3-for-the-price-of-1 gods included. Atheism does not distinguish between the various mythological gods that don't exist, the entire species of Dei mythologicus is extinct.

which shoulder should one throw salt

Neither you superstitious idiot.

what traits do you need to be a knight

These days just an ability to ingratiate yourself with the establishment or the Prime Minister. Donating £1 million to the Labour Party always works.

what will religions do when extraterrestrial life is discovered

what will the church do when life is discovered on another planet

1 ) Deny the evidence vehemently and claim it is impossible

2 ) Welcome the evidence as soon as it proves to be undeniable, moving instantly on to stage 3

3 ) Find a passage in the Bible that foretells it and say they've been expecting this evidence for some time

4) Start raising money to send missionaries

Exotheology

do we really need to eat meat

No. We can survive quite easily by not eating meat. But is that what life is about, surviving? We want to eat meat. We enjoy eating meat. Meat, in moderation, is good for us.

Not eating meat is only an option for our species in an environment that we know very well, one well provided for with a wide variety of vegetable foods. Meat has made exploring new environments possible. Meat also made possible our social system. No herbivores cooperate on a human scale, herbivores are unsocial and selfish, even when in groups. Deliberate food sharing among herbivores is virtually unknown.

what is the food made from stale bread and wood

That sounds rather like the recipe for a British sausage.

Did you know that in some parts of Europe sausages actually contain meat?

what foods does queen elizabeth of england like to eat

what does kate moss eat

Traditional British sausages.

why do old species survive when new species are formed

Do you think they should just curl up and die and let the new one have the world to itself?

Would you do that?

which religions are unbelievable

All of them.

what do atheists celebrate

what do atheist celebrate

why do atheists celebrate christmas

Most atheists celebrate the holidays and festivals in the society around them, although usually for the honest reason that celebrations are fun rather than the suppossed "reason for the season" given by the hypocrites who claim to be Christians but won't go to church on Sunday if it clashes with Christmas.

Atheist Christmas

There have been attempts to make secular and non religious holidays like Darwin Day, but few atheists take any notice. Most atheists are not actively atheist, they just don't believe in any gods and don't follow any religions.

Atheists don't celebrate Christmas as the anniversary of the birth of Jesus they just join in a holiday celebration of family get-togethers, feasting, drinking and feelings of goodwill to all.

god am i wasting my time

Expecting a search engine, even Google, to answer your prayers is wasting your time.

what do they call black people in england

Mostly we call them black people, or people.

why don't christian believe in superstition

Talking snakes and donkeys, global floods and universal destruction by a loving god, virgin birth, the mark of the Devil ... Christians aren't superstitious? Ha ha.

why jews don't believe in jesus what do you have to lose

why dont the jewish people acknowledge jesus

If you are a Jew and you don't believe in Jesus you are ready for the true Messiah. If you think the Messiah is Jesus you may think the arrival of the "true Messiah" is the antichrist. The Jews don't know that your pappy was right to believe what he was told to believe, they believe they are right to believe what they have been told to believe.

will handguns ever be banned in the us

will guns ever be banned in the usa

Is that a question or a lament?

It will take some time before Americans are ready to become civilized on this matter.

why do men need 2 testicles

Redundancy. Men can function quite well with one, a halving of testosterone levels and/or sperm count is not particularly significant. Having two reduces the chances that disease or injury will leave the body with none, several other organs come in pairs for similar reasons such as lungs, kidneys and various glands.

why did so many early christians become martyrs

Because people wanted to kill them. It's easy to be "a martyr" when people want to kill you. It doesn't take any great skill or talent and you don't have to be in the right.

why do i find larger girls attractive

Because you have good taste.

why do boys spit in public

Because there's nobody to annoy and outrage when they are alone.

dinosaurs existance explained through religion

God did it. Praise him. You may go now.

do we face a population problem

Do we ever!

do you think we evolved for monkies

No. Nothing evolved for anything, not even itself. Purpose only exists on higher levels of complex systems.

We didn't evolve from monkeys either, we might have had monkey-like ancestors but monkeys have evolved more than we have in the subsequent ages. More? Yes, shorter lifespans make for faster evolution.

how long were bacteria the rulers of the earth

They still are.

i am a christian how can i convert my atheist husband

You arrogant bitch. He should dump you right now for even thinking such a thought.

where did the foot prints in the sand story come from

It was made up. It's a lie, like most of the Bible is too.

what came first thunderbirds or concorde

Concord (only the French used the name Concorde at that time) was in development stages when Thunderbirds was first made.

how to lose weight through bondage

Too easy. Get tied up every mealtime or handcuff the fridge shut.

if a martyr dies for his beliefs are they true

Of course not. Do you think the right god comes down and saves the lives of people who are dying for their belief in the wrong god so the wrong god doesn't have any martyrs? That's the biggest crock of shit since Noah mucked out the ark. Or didn't, as the case may be.

is it uncommon to be balding at 15 years old

Yes it is. Especially for girls.

is america civilized

No.

is doing a sperm count a sin

If you are serious about asking such a question you really need to think very carefully about your religious beliefs.

is abortion senseless killing

Don't be ridiculous. No woman would ever have an abortion without a good reason.

what to give your dog that can kill them

If your dog likes to play fetch then a grenade would do admirably, if you are very careful about the type of fuse.

what i need to do to know that joseph smith is a true prophet

Give up the power of critical thinking and simply believe what you are told, but not by everybody, just by Morons.

Sorry, Mormons.

where do the neanderthals live

why jews dont eat pork logic

This has nothing to do with hygiene or the safety of meat. In the climate of Palestine any meat is dangerous unless properly cooked, pork is not a significant risk. The main reason for the ban is to keep Jews from mixing with gentiles. If you can't share a meal you really limit the amount of time you can spend together. Food taboos help keep a tribe distinct. Also making sacrifices for a religion increases the commitment to that religion, people don't want to appear foolish and to have sacrificed in vain so they are more likely to be committed to defending a religion that caused them to fast, to mutilate their genitals, to give away large sums of money or to arbitrarily restrict their diet, drug use and sex life.

where in asia do people eat dog

In Korea especially, but it has been said that the Chinese will eat anything with four legs that isn't a table.

what if i just don't find him sexually attractive

Err, just don't have sex with him. Hello? Did you need to be told that?

what do women say about wearing mini skirts

That depends, if you tell them to wear them they say they're being sexually exploited and degraded. If they choose to wear them then they're expressing their personality. A lot of women seem to keep their personalities either at the top of their thighs or on the surface of their breasts.

why do men have nipples answers genesis

No. The answers are not in Genesis. Genesis is a book of Hebrew mythology, it is not an encyclopedia or a book full of answers to anything except questions about its own contents, people who consider Genesis to be a science book are dangerous religious maniacs. Do you want your country run by religious maniacs? The Taliban were religious maniacs, is that the sort of society you would like? You'll have a fight on your hands.

what kind of food that will make me skinny

Infected.

what to say to a person that does not believe in god

“You're right not to believe that old bullshit, can I get you a beer?”

what races do better in america

NASCAR and those other sports that don't invite the rest of the world to compete.

what would kurt cobain look like now

Decomposed.

what's with fat bitches showing their bellies

Isn't it amazing how people will expose their unattractive features to the world?

why did people in the bible live to be 100's of years old

They didn't. The Bible is Hebrew mythology. If you don't know what mythology is look it up in a proper book.

when should i tell my child there is not santa claus

Christmas Eve, when you haven't got them any presents.

is it bad to challenge satan

No, trust me, it's an interesting idea but the reality is boring.

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do tattoos say anything about a woman's personality

Slut. Whore. Airhead. Easily lead into stupid actions. Vain. But apart from that, no.

what kind of people go to nude beaches

People who are nude under their clothes.

why didn't god create a perfect world without sin

It's just a bloody myth. Hello?

why should i not believe in god

Because there isn't one. See here for details.

lord why do men cheat on their wives

is god pleased with me

is god angry with me

who will win the lottery god this week

Tell me how long have you been under the illusion that your god lives inside your computer?

is it wrong to pray to win the lottery

Hmmm. Feeling guilty about asking the lord of the universe to fix things for you after telling him you don't deserve it and somehow you think it's OK to ask him certain things but not others? This is evidence that your religious thinking is screwed. You're making progress.

why were the vikings always good in wars

Raiding parties have the advantage of surprise and they choose where and when to attack. They come in with forces consisting only of committed men with appropriate weapons in numbers they believe will give them the advantage. The defenders were usually not organized or ready for battle. In fair fights in open country the Vikings had no special advantage.

It's also particularly easy to win if you pick on men who live alone and unarmed and who see honour in dying for beliefs rather than in killing to defend property.

why does my teenage daughter keep picking losers

Women will naturally tend to pick men who remind them of males they grew up with, usually their fathers. If she has been brought up with a loser it is hardly surprising that she seeks out a loser.

Glad to be of service.

why is female circumcision and male circumcision not the same

The main reason why male and female circumcision are different is that the American medical profession is full of Jewish doctors who wish to maintain the illusion that male circumcision is normal or healthy rather than a barbaric superstitiously motivated form of genital mutilation. As Jews only butcher the genitals of their boys there is obviously a big difference here. The other difference is that female circumcision is not the removal of the flesh around the most sensitive sexual organs it is the removal of the clitoris itself. Male circumcision robs sensation from the penis whereas female circumcision steals away the primary organ of sexual arousal altogether severely limiting the possibility of getting any enjoyment from sex. Female circumcision is worse and more barbaric but the difference is one of degree, both are unnecessary, barbaric and justified by lies and superstition.

does queen elizabeth eat with her gloves on

Yes, apparently.

why people always think their right

Excuse me but I'm right all the time, except when I'm wrong. I will be happy to be corrected. If you try to uncorrect me expect to feel my wrath.

By the way it should have read why do people always think they are right

why people who know how to win lottery never win

Ah. Good point. I know how to win the lottery, you buy a ticket that has numbers that match the numbers subsequently drawn. It's easy, any fool can do it, as many fools have demonstrated.

will britney spears become wrinkled from her smoking

Yes. Smoking makes women ugly and old before their time. If she keeps it up by the time she is a grandmother the skin around her mouth will be puckered up like a cat's arsehole. But of course she's too young to believe she's mortal or subject to the ageing process. She'll learn.

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