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This is a big site, it is covers a lot of different topics and it is well indexed by many search engines. An inevitable result of all of that is that sometimes people get sent here by search engines when they have been seeking answers to interesting questions. I have decided to do my bit for the internet community by answering some of those questions here. After all, if nobody else is providing this information isn't it my duty to do so? OK, maybe not, so I'll answer the questions if one of the following conditions is met:

1] I have the true answer

2] I have as good an answer as anybody is likely to get

or most likely

3] It's an excuse for a joke

Trust me, all these are genuine questions asked by people you share a planet with.

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what does god say about the lottery

God says things huh? And you believe that? And you believe you can find God's opinion about the lottery on the internet by using a searh engine? ...and you have the vote?

Beam me up Scotty.

is there any such thing as a tooth fairy

What do you think? Why would a fairy want to buy teeth? And where would she get the money from?

does my bum look big in this

Let's hope so.

if god created us in his image then why are we each different

I see where your problem comes. Your central dogma, The Bible is True, doesn't fit with observed reality. Why not do what a scientist would do? When reality conflicts with theory a scientist gets a better theory.

can evolution be stopped

No. Evolution cannot be stopped, but you almostly certainly misunderstand what evolution is, as do the people who have taught you about it.

why is the clitoris left out of textbooks

People don't want to tell children, especially girls, that sex is enjoyable. This kind of prudery is dangerous.

are curves liked by men

Oh yes, men love curves.

Pat Condell has a few words about Islam.

... and a few more.

why does stigmata happen?
why stigmata happens only to catholics

It doesn't happen.

Only Catholics want to fake it, either in themselves or in the stories they write.

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are teletubbies children or midgets

No, they're REAL.

is there a biological reason men engage in more casual sex

Yes, of course. The nub of the issue is not why men engage in casual sex, that is quite obvious, because sex makes babies. We have an appetite to do the things which ensure the survival of our genes, because otherwise how can you explain our survival in such a hostile world? The better question is why women are nowhere near as interested in casual sex as men are. The simple fact is that if a man has sex with three different women each week for a year at the end of that year (or when he gets murdered, whichever happens first) he could have sired several or even dozens of babies. If a woman did that she could have had ONE baby (and probably no husband, a rather poor moral reputation and a perhaps a disease that may render her infertile). Men have far more to gain from casual sex than women do, therefore they have a bigger appetite for it. Women's sexual appetite is heavily influenced by quality rather than quantity, chosing the right man to father her children and the right man (or government, or charity) to bring them up.

what is the secret to win the lottery
how to win the lottery
i want to win the lottery but how
how to win a lottery jackpot

Buy a ticket.

Pat Condell's Message to America
why do adult men lust after teenage girls

Simple, teenage girls represent the youngest women that are capable of bearing children and so represent the best possible investment for a wife, and so are the ideal mate for a man of any age. They do not need feeding and guarding before they are fertile and they have a long fertile life ahead of them. Youth is always a good quality for a wife, no matter what a man's age. For a woman seeking a man age is less important than the ability to provide appropriate resources. Just think about Anna Nicole Smith, marrying a rich millionaire made perfect sense, each way.

why do women want to be thin

This is a tough one. For some reason the idea has been passed around that thin is good, and both men and women have started to believe it.

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what are the iqs of grey aliens

About twice those of the people who believe in them.

how many times does a normal man think about sex

If I ever meet an average man I'll ask him.

who killed jesus

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.

what to say at catholic confession
what do you say at confession
what to do at confession catholic
what to say while in confession with a priest
what to say confession catholic
how to say catholic confession

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.

And my mother told me to watch out for men in dresses, so keep your hands where I can see them.

why do i have a big stomach and skinny legs

Perhaps it's because you are a bird?

do all morals come from religion

No, any more than all mayonnaise is Hellman's, although they might like you to think that for their own reasons. Morality (and mayonnaise) came first.

do girls have big or small buttocks

Yes, usually they do.

how does one become a homosexual

Hard work and dedication my dear boy, hard work and dedication.

why do bacteria live longer than man

Ahh. This one has often puzzled me, along with that other great question, why do camels fly south for the winter.

what is in a mcdonalds hamburger

Beef, with a touch of seasoning. So many British people think that meat will not stick together without something to bind it, bollocks. Just chop up raw meat and shape it with a reasonable amount of pressure and it will stay in that shape. With a suitable mould you can make your own burgers at home with any raw meat chopped or minced fine enough. There is no need to add ANYTHING to a burger until you are ready to eat it.

how catholic religion improves society

Sorry, it doesn't.

how to confuse an irishman

Stand three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick.

does religion promote morality

No, quite the opposite, people's natural tendency to accept a fair code of morality is a good way to promote religion.

do you have to be born catholic to be a priest

No, you just have to be dumb enough.

is the metric system more accurate

No. You can measure to a millionth of an inch or a trillionth of a furlong if you want. Metric is simply better suited to accurate measurement by the nature of its design. A thousandth of a yard isn't a meaningful measure, a thousandth of a metre is.

People who want to discredit the metric system often try to confuse people by translating imperial measures to several decimal places, giving the impression that people need to understand these conversion factors and making out that inches or ounces are somehow a more natural unit. People are quite unable to imagine or estimate a mile or an ounce to more than two significant figures, so why do conversions need to be more accurate than that?

Why not test yourself? Hold out your hands one foot apart, then one metre apart. Get a friend to measure how accurate your guesses were. Was either guess accurate to four decimal places?

where does the image of santa claus come from

From advertisements for Coca Cola. Previously there was no dominant image of his shape, size or clothing.

Eddie Izzard on World War 2

do gypsies have rights

Interesting question. Rights to do what? I don't think anybody has the right to do exactly what their ancestors did just because they were their ancestors. They have the right to speak their own language, certainly, but what about the right to camp wherever they want, steal horses and avoid paying tax? Not all rights are in the blood.

does war solve problems

War? What is it good for?

Sometimes war is the only answer, but usually when it is a bad question.

should disabled people be minority group

WHAT! You think the majority should be disabled?!

what is primeval soup

A crude form of soup, neither canned nor dried, just overheated and put in a bag. It is quite common in Poland.

Alternatively it is the hypothetical mixture of chemicals out of which the first life began.

what did they call the town queer in the 1700s

Err... Gerald, I think.

i am a male i want to grow breasts how do i do it

You need female hormones. With a good dose of female hormones a man can grow breasts as well as his sisters could, and if they took male hormones they could be as bald and bearded as their brothers could be.

do atheist believe in satan

No. Atheists do not believe in God or gods, people who “believe in Satan” must be some kind of theist. However some arseholes who call themselves Satanists are in fact atheists, they don't believe in a literal Satan as some kind of fallen angel. Satanists have a religion, which to my mind is worse than having a belief in gods.

who do you pray to to win the lottery

I suppose the good Catholic answer would be to St Jude, the patron saint of lost causes. Is there a patron saint of self centred mindless optimism?

did the renaissance happen thanks to muslims

Yes and no. Muslim countries had kept alive some forms of scholarship that had died out in Christendom and the re-introduction of Christendom to the wisdom of Pagan Greece and Rome plus the new science developed by Muslims set off a new wave of interest in science and the culture of Greece and Rome. Muslims didn't introduce this science to Christendom as much as it was looted from the Moorish civilization by El Cid and his unwashed Christian barbarians.

Islamic Golden Age

i am a man why do i want breasts

Simple, you're a freak. It happens.

how to prevent incest

Leave home.

how are super models so thin

They always eat a square meal every lunchtime. A tissue.

hotblack desiato estate agent band which came first

Hotblack Desiato was a London estate agent first, then the name was used by Douglas Adams for the star of Disaster Area, the loudest rock band in the galaxy (actually the loudest noise of any kind at all).

Can our brain calculate pi when we are sleeping

Sometimes I lay awake and think about such stuff. Last night I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went, in the morning it dawned on me.

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what does sex look like?

Sex is what people from Surrey have their coal delivered in.

What does it look like? Are you really that poor at searching the internet?

what are memes?

Funny you should ask that. This is what memes are.

what is a meme?
is the war on terror justified?

War is justified if the benefits outweigh the costs.

how much money should a salesman make

In my case, more than I am doing.

how to ask a woman for sex seduction

Go up to her and say “You'd look good on the end of my knob.”

what is the biggest problem facing the world today?

Population. Unless we tackle this issue everything else we do, individually or collectively, is irrelevant.

is sex only for reproduction catholic

No. Sex is fun, so is wanking.

how to recognize a troll

Trolls have eyebrows that meet and they never eat boiled cabbage.

is touching yourself a sin

No.

what does this mean: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
voulez vous coucher avec moi mean in english

This means “Excuse me young lady can you tell me where the nearest youth hostel is?”

why do fashion models show nipples?

Because otherwise you might think they were boys.

(See Big Women and Fashionable People)

what annoys the armenians

Curry powder under the foreskin, taxes on goats and being confused with Americans.

why does fighting in vietnam lead people to do drugs

Fighting is bad karma, man.

what does kebab look like?

Peel a sheep, finely grate it and squash in an industrial press and you have a doner kebab. For some traditional reason the shape is a cylinder slightly flared out towards the top.

After eating a doner kebab traditionally looks like this:

Kebab: after.
Left, doner kebab, right chicken kebab. (The doner seems to be upside down.)
Very tasty.
which came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg. A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs.

what kind of car does jesus drive?

Jesus drives a Citröen 2CV with a bumper sticker that reads “Of course I'm Jewish, I lived with my mother until I was thirty, she thinks I can walk on water and I think she's a virgin.”

why religions die

Unfortunately many religions do not die, some may be immortal.

about how much does a basketball player gets pay?

About five or twelve.

Pay of sports stars.

do we need religion to be morals?

No neither we need grammar.

does religion create morals for us

No. See Religion and Morality.

does a white jesus project a negative effect african people?

Why should it? Get a life.

how do science and religion conflict

Read what a real scientist has to say on the subject.

how many women actually look like models

Hardly any.

how to say jelly bean in german

Sorry, can't help, but Google suggests Geleebohne, which seems very plausible.

is eating meat a act of evil

No.

is god dead or alive

Who cares?

should we make illegal drugs legalize

Yes.

what happens to greedy people

They become corporate lawyers.

what the bible says about abortion

Not what you might expect.

is the bible pro family values

If so why is the Pope celibate?

how do badgers sexually reproduce

I'd guess rather like any other potentially aggressive ground living mammal, after due courtship, with the male on top, from behind, but I can't say I've ever watched.

is there such thing as santa claus

No.

what does libya's flag look like

Green, just plain green.

why aren't apes still evolving

If only people tried to understand what evolution was really about...

archaeology grave robbing difference

Just a matter of degree. If you haven't got the right degree you are a grave robber.

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is the queen elizabeth an atheist

I don't think so. What an interesting question.

are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable

Fruit. They are the ovaries with the seeds inside.

do computers fear death

Good question! I'd say no. Computers are designed, not evolved. Our fear of death is a survival strategy, a universal behaviour rule that maximizes our survival chances in unforeseeable situations. Computers can be instructed to avoid self damage but they cannot easily be made to fear. It is very easy to program a machine to destroy itself, just think about a guided missile. Come to think of it is is easy to program a person to become a guided missile too. See Martyrs

Fear of death is not inevitable with functional intelligence, it is probably inevitable in evolved intelligence.

do men find big women attractive?

Some do, I do, and many more would do if they weren't brainwashed by convention.

do real men vote democrat?

Oh yes. For sure.

do salesman make a lot of money

Only a minority.

do we need religion

No. Man does not need any religion. Either for morality or for any other reason. We might be stuck with it, but we don't need it.

do white men find black women attractive

I do. Many do. Taste can be changed by exposure and social conditioning. Men can be trained to find a particular race repulsive or fascinating. But without pressure most men will find most young women attractive although unfamiliar beauty will be less attractive. Bring up a pygmy in Sweden and he will find tall blondes attractive, leave him in the jungle and he will find them a curiosity, but given a reasonable risk-free opportunity he'd still shag one either way. The same goes the other way.

As I have got older I have become more and more attracted to black women, that is because I have been more exposed to them. Now I think it would be fair to say that I am attracted to almost the same proportion of the black population as to the white although when I was younger it would have only been the most attractive black women that caught my eye.

why women find gay men attractive

One of life's great mysteries.

why tolerate religion

We tolerate too much from religions. It is time we gave them no more protection than any other voluntary organization, they don't need or deserve special status. Freedom of religion is merely a subset of freedom of expression and can be totally contained within laws to allow free expression, freedom of assembly and freedom of thought.

why poor people morally deficient

Social deprivation cripples lives, including the moral sensibilities of people. Poverty sucks, we need to abolish it.

why mammals have nipples

Virtually all mammals have nipples to suckle their young, the tissues are not sex-dependent, they form in both sexes, but are only of rudimentary proportions in the males. Why is our species so dumb that millions of us think men's nipples are are some kind of great mystery? Not all male animals develop nipples, whether they do depends on the timing of the sex differentiating drench of testosterone. In man this occurs after the nipples have formed although in some species it happens before this point and in such animals males do not develop nipples. As possession of non-functional nipples in the male is utterly trivial evolution doesn't care a damn about them. Male nipples still have many of the same nerve connections as in the female and so they can be erogenous for some men, but not me. For me nipple stimulation is no more erotic than a tickle, it is just annoying.

why do people become atheists

I can only answer for me.

why did the media change their idea of an ideal size

It's a long story.

why god does not exist

 

Jason has a good answer.

why christian god not exist
white women want big lips

An interesting phenomenon, people wanting to look average, across an ethnically diverse society, it is bound to end in tears, or surgery.

where's my flying car

Come on, it's the 21st century, surely we should have flying cars and world government by now?

what drives people to torture martyr and kill other people

Oh, an easy one. Religion. If you want good people to do evil things you need religion, faith, pigheaded dogmatic belief, nothing else is remotely as effective.

what does the words physically challenged mean

Simple, it means crippled. Physically challenged people are cripples, technically challenged things are broken.

what do people think about surveillance cameras in public place
 
what do you think about the use of video cameras in public places

Most people don't think about surveillance cameras, they just react.

what are the negative consequences of vegetarianism

Farting and terminal moral rectitude.

why heteros are violent to homos

I have a novel theory to explain this one.

can people be trusted to govern themselves

Yes, apart from the untrustworthy people, like criminals and politicians.

does sex education work

It might be worth trying real sex education some time, rather than just teaching reproduction, ethics and urogenital health.

why are guns bad

Oooh, now this is a hard one...

are girls stomachs supposed to be hairy

No, stomachs are for digesting food. Girls should have hairy abdomens, but only the finest hair, so you can make them shiver by moving your hand across just avoiding touching their skin. (Umm, for some reason I feel like going for a shower now...)

are you naked during a pelvic floor examination

I understand that you can keep your hat on.

can fat people be attractive

YES.

can people be allowed to govern themselves

Yes. If they haven't tried it yet in your country I suggest you give it a go.

why we shouldn't take life for granted

Death could be just around the corner, for you, me, the species or the whole planet.

why santa claus exists

OK children, there is no Santa Claus. No Father Christmas, no Easter Bunny or Baby Jesus either. They are all made-up stories. They serve to obscure and disguise the inherent unfairness of the universe and especially a capitalist economy. They are myths adults cling to to help explain the inexplicable and uncomfortable realities of life. Life isn't fair. Some children get virtually everything they want and yet miss out on what they need, others miss out on material wealth and love as well. The idea that Santa Claus and Baby Jesus are watching over things is a myth.

The presents that children get come from their parents and other people who love them and/or feel guilty or responsible for them. As long as people know it is a myth no harm is done. That is where the difference between benign myths like Santa Claus and evil myths like Jesus, God and lottery wins come in.

As for evidence it is very difficult to prove a negative. As always the burden of proof should lie with those making the outlandish claims. Santa Claus visiting every child in the world on Christmas Eve? Flying reindeer? Prove it!

Santa Claus is an extraordinary claim that requires extraordinary proof, as does God.

where can i find proof that santa does not exist
does santa exist evidence
does santa claus really exists
when your child is told there is no santa
kids find out there is no santa
proof that santa does not exist
proof santa claus does exist
is there such thing as santa
proof that santa claus exists
why santa cannot exist
is morality innate

Religion and Morality do not go together as naturally as the religious would have you believe. Morality is a built in capacity, we all have the ability to readily develop it if given an appropriate environment, just like language and social skills. It is possible to grow up without morality just as it is possible to grow up without language, but only if you have a severely denuded childhood experience.

See also Utility Principle

 

is this universe created by anybody

No. The universe is all that exists, how could all that exists be created by somebody?

is a person who believes in religion mentally weak

Not necessarily. It depends on why they believe in religion. If they believe out of ignorance then it says nothing about them. If they believe out of peer pressure then it says nothing good about them. If they believe because they fear the consequences of others not believing then it says a lot about them, but nothing good.

Religion can be addictive.

should england subsidize the monarchy

No. They are an anachronism and an insult to the British people. The hereditary principle is entirely wrong. The argument that they bring money into the country is totally bogus, only sheep would believe that foreigners come to London to see the queen.

is adultery illegal UK

No, adultery is not illegal in any western country, to my knowledge. There is a big distinction between being legal and being socially approved, and I think that distinction should be made wider.

will i ever find love i am a fat and ugly

Maybe.

can blue eyes parents have brown eyes
 
can two blue eyed parents have a brown eyed kid
 
chances of brown eyes with two blue eyed parents

No. If parents have blue eyes they cannot have brown eyes. Unless they have at least three eyes, one of which could be blue.

A more interesting question is can blue eyed parents have brown eyed children. The answer is that this is unlikely, a far more likely explanation is adultery. Blue eyes are recessive, to have blue eyes requires both parents to pass on the blue eyed gene. I have blue eyes, my father has brown eyes. This is not an anomaly, as I look so like him that people who have no idea who I am say I look like my father. A person with brown eyes can have either two brown eyed genes or one brown and one blue, I got a blue eyed gene from my blue eyed mother and the blue eyed gene my father was carrying but not expressing. My wife has brown eyes, our son has blue eyes and our daughter has brown eyes. Obviously I contributed a blue eyed gene to both of my children, and my wife contributed one blue and one brown.

For a couple both with blue eyes to have a brown eyed child would require a spontaneous mutation (hey, they must happen or there would be no evolution) or the women has been playing away, and if the milkman has got blue eyes he ain't a suspect. Another possible explanation is that one partner may be carrying a brown eyed gene (or a green eyed gene, which is also dominant over blue) but not expressing it for some reason, perhaps a developmental problem.

If your suspicions have led you this far mate, I'd be looking for a paternity test if I was you, eye colour is NOT a sufficient grounds for proof of adultery but it is reasonable grounds for suspicion. If the woman has a right to choose, a man has the right to know.

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